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Weed helps you relax, mellow out, and enjoy some time free from the stresses of work, school, and other responsibilities. But if your employed, smoking weed can get pretty risky. Surprise drug tests can cost people their job and their livelihood, and that’s just unfair!
Thankfully, there are some workarounds that’ll help you enjoy your weed without getting caught by those pesky drug tests.
The most common way establishments test for drugs is through a urinalysis. In this procedure, those conducting the tests collect a fresh sample from the subject to look for traces of drug use in the urine’s chemical composition.
There are a plethora of different ways to avoid getting caught but by far the best solution is using synthetic urine! Today we are checking out Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine to see if it lives up to the hype.
What Are Drug Tests?
Urine drug tests are the most common form of drug tests that people encounter. They’re most commonly used in schools, the workplace, sporting leagues, and law enforcement, to check if a certain individual is or has been under the influence of drugs.
Urine testing is the most common form of drug testing because it’s quick, easy, and remarkably cheap. They can go anywhere from $USD30 to $USD60 for a single kit and they’re incredibly straight forward.
How Do Drug Tests Work?
Urine tests are surprisingly simple. A urinalysis uses what is called an immunoassay to detect if the subject has drugs in their system. These biochemicals are wired to bond to certain molecules present in the urine to give off an indicator reaction. The reaction of the immunoassay varies depending on what drugs may have been taken by the subject.
Urinalyses are preferred due to their cheap nature compared to other drug testing forms while still being able to screen for a handful of different drugs depending on the thoroughness of the specific drug testing kit.
There are two main types of urinalysis tests:
- The first type is the 5-panel tests which check for the presence of Marijuana (THC), Cocaine, Opiates, Amphetamines, and Phencyclidine (PCP).
- The second type is the 10-panel tests which are able to screen for a wider array of drugs including Amphetamines, Marijuana (THC), Cocaine, Opioids, Barbiturates, Benzodiazepines, Phencyclidine (PCP), Methaqualone, and Methadones.
These different substances trigger different indicators in the test kit which the lab technicians are then able to read and determine as to what substances the subject may have used.
These tests are considered fairly accurate but they do have margins for error. Just because the test shows the presence of a substance doesn’t mean the subject actually took the drugs. Some indicators can be triggered by other sources; foods or products with hemp can ping positive for THC, poppy seeds can ping positive for opiates, and so on.
These problems in drug testing really pose a threat to many people because these false positives can cost someone an education, a sporting competition, or even a job opportunity. So even if you are completely drug-free, using the best synthetic urine really is the best option.
What Is Ultra Pure?
Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine by Ultra Klean is a lab-tested and drug test viable synthetic urine that was made to mimic human urine as closely as possible. Ultra Klean uses a patented formula containing all the important components looked for in a drug test – because warm apple juice is definitely not going to cut it!
Ultra Pure contains the same key components that are found in normal urine such as creatine, urea, uric acid, phosphates, sulfates, and chlorides to really mimic real human pee. Ultra Pure also mimics the general PH levels of normal pee so as to not raise any red flags when being used for testing.
What’s In It?
The kit comes with a two ounce bottle of the Ultra Pure patented fake urine formula and this really is the key to your entire operation. But the kit also comes with some crucial accouterments that will ensure that you’re able to pass off this fake piss as your own.
The kit also comes with a simple rubber band to help secure the bottle to your body, a heating pad that is crucial in maintaining the right heat for the piss (heat is a crucial indicator that drug testers check to make sure something is indeed real, fresh, piss), a secure flip-top cap that ensures you won’t fall victim to any unwanted leakages, and finally, a convenient temperature strip to help you monitor the heat of the formula before submitting it.
How To Use Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine
The formula itself comes in pre-mixed and already in the bottle so there’s not much prep needed in that respect, however, the key factor you need to consider now is temperature. Temperature can be a make or break factor when passing a drug test. Submitting a sample that’s either too hot or too cold is a major red flag and may get you into greater trouble in the long run so it’s important to use this product carefully and diligently.
The first tip when using Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine is to keep the temperature consistent! The temperature of urine is usually within a range of 94 to 96 degrees Fahrenheit. The way to achieve this is by microwaving the bottle of synthetic urine for about 10 seconds and then attaching the temperature strip afterward to monitor the temperature of the contents.
If you have the luxury of knowing exactly when your drug test will be, then it’d be best to also utilize the heating pack as this ensures the package will stay at a consistent heat. The heating element will take up to an hour to get to the right temperature and it’s imperative you prepare it beforehand.
Now that you’ve got the temperature all right we can focus on the importance of concealment. You obviously wouldn’t want the testers to know that you were using fake piss so hiding the bottle is a must. Now, this is only really a concern if they ask you to perform the test at a urinal.
Some testers allow you your own cubicle but not all testers are so accommodating. In my opinion, the most efficient way to smuggle this in is by attaching the bottle to your inner thigh, this way you can move mostly unobstructed.
The last tip is to act natural. Don’t act in any way to give the tester a reason to be suspicious of you, you’re just here to pee in a cup. Play it cool.
How To Store
Perhaps you have some leftover Ultra Pure from your last testing or maybe you’re just a very careful person and you want to keep some synthetic urine on hand just in case. Don’t fret, Ultra Pure is simple and easy to store. Just keep the container in a dry and cool place away from direct sunlight. This will ensure that the chemicals in the formula stay intact and will remain good for use.
If you have an unfinished container of Ultra Pure, you can safely store it in the same container as a different batch of Ultra Pure that you may want to use for next time. Just make sure to close the lid tightly before storage to ensure that the formula remains uncontaminated. Contamination will affect the results that when used in a drug test and I’m sure none of you would want that.
Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine has a shelf life of about three years. Within this time the product is in tip-top condition and is completely safe for use. Any longer then the effectivity of the product may be compromised.
If the product goes beyond the expiration date, it is possible for the chemical composition of the product to alter and that’s a major red flag for any lab technician conducting the test. Just don’t use the expired synthetic urine and buy a new batch. Ultra Pure is at its best when stored safely, this almost guarantees its effectivity in the event you may need to use it again.
My Verdict
Overall, I think the product was passable. It contains enough synthetic urine to use for a standard urinalysis, it comes with adequate tools to help the process of preparing and using the product, and if the formula stated by the product is accurate then it should be able to pass any drug test for any event.
There was however one glaring oversight. The heating pad included in the kit fell far below my standard. Having to prepare the pad an hour ahead of time is definitely an absurdly long amount of time to get ready an extremely crucial component of the testing process. The formula could be completely perfect, but a sample that does not fall within the standard temperatures for urine will be rejected and you will be made to retake the test (this time without a fall back).
For my money, I’d rather go with something like Quick Fix 6.2 instead. It does everything that Ultra Pure does just better and it’s far more convenient. It has a proper formula that’s worked over and over again according to a bunch of user reviews and there’s even a Quick Fix 6.2+ that upgrades the bottle to a three fluid ounce capacity to make sure you have just a little bit extra just in case you spill. My personal favorite part and what really pushes the Quick Fix 6.2 kit ahead of the Ultra Pure is that the Quick Fix 6.2 heating pad takes only 10 minutes as opposed to the whole hour the Ultra Pure heating pad takes.
I now keep two batches of Quick Fix 6.2 stocked just in case.